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Bad tech idea list:

• Safe that dumps all it's contents if a weight limit is exceded
• Chair that moves out of the way when you try to sit on it
• Alarm that wakes you up by shaking the bed
• Baby Groot that stops dancing when you look at it
• Electric toothbrush that tazes you if you don't brush fast enough
• Headphones that only play Africa by Toto
• Microwave that doesn't stop coooking your food until you answer a riddle
• Refrigerator that screams when you remove something from it
• Car tire that deflates when the car turns on
• Light switch that turns itself back on after a certain amount of time
• Cash register that opens if you say the resturants jingle
• Sunglasses that shine leds in your eyes
• Pen with a shaking tip making your handwriting difficult to read
• Coffee machine that insults you while it makes coffee
• Vaccume that spits everyting back out when you turn it off
• Clock that moves counter-clockwise
• Garbage can that shames you when you use it
• Hat that jumps off your head
• 3D Printer that does celebrity impressions while it prints
• Ticklish smartphone
• Atm that teases you with your credit card
• Speaker that interupts you whenever you try to talk

Never Try Any Of These At Home